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Some ques., Not for minors



A first-grade teacher, Ms Neelam ( Age 28) was having
trouble with
one of her students studying at YPS Patiala.

The teacher asked, “Singh Jr. what is your problem?”
Singh Jr. answered, “I’m too smart for the
first-grade.
My sister is in the third -grade and I’m smarter than
she is!

I think I should be in the third-grade too!”
Ms Neelam had enough. She took Singh Jr. to the
principal’s
office.


While Singh Jr. waited in the outer office, the
teacher explained
to the principal what the situation was. The
principal told Ms Neelam he would give the boy a test
and if he
failed to answer any of his questions he was to go
back to
the first-grade and behave.

She agreed. Singh Jr. was brought in and the
conditions were
explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

rincipal: “What is 3 x 3?”
Singh Jr.: “9”.
Principal: “What is 6 x 6?”
Singh Jr.: “36”.
And so it went with every question the principal
thought a
third-grade should know.
The principal looks at Ms Neelam and tells her, “I
think Singh Jr.
can go to the third-grade.”

Ms Neelam says to the principal, “I have some of my
own questions.
Can I ask him>?”
The principal and Singh Jr. both agree.

Ms Neelam asks, “What does a cow have four of that I
have only two
of?
“Singh Jr., after a moment “Legs.”

Ms Neelam: “What is in your pants that you have but I
do not
have?”
Singh Jr.: “Pockets.”

Ms Neelam: “What does a dog do that a man steps into?”
Singh Jr.: “Pants”

Ms Neelam: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is
hairy, oval,
delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?
Singh Jr.: Coconut

Ms Neelam: What goes in hard and pink then comes out
soft And
sticky?

The principal’s eyes open really wide and before he
could stop the
answer, Singh Jr. was taking charge.
Singh Jr.: Bubblegum

Ms Neelam: What does a man do standing up, a woman
does sitting
down and a dog does on three legs?
The principal’s eyes open really wide and before he
could stop the
answer…
Singh Jr.: Shake hands

Ms Neelam: Now I will ask some “Who am I” sort of
questions,
okay?
Singh Jr.: Yep.

Ms Neelam: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me
down to get
me up. I get wet before you do.
Singh Jr.: Tent

Ms Neelam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me
when you’re
bored. The best man always has me first.
The Principal was looking restless, a bit tense and
took one large
Patiala Vodka peg.
Singh Jr.: Wedding Ring

Ms Neelam: I come in many sizes. When I’m not well,I
drip. When
you blow me, you feel good.
Singh Jr.: Nose

Ms Neelam: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates.I
come with a
quiver.
Singh Jr.: Arrow

Ms Neelam: What word starts with a ‘F’ and ends in ‘K’
that means
a lot of heat and excitement?
Singh Jr.: Firetruck

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to
the teacher,
“Send Singh Jr. to Delhi University, I got the last
ten questions wrong myself!”

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